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R.I.P., Val's perfect bob. Unless she's on her way from this rehab gum party straight to get that shit trimmed back up!
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What a thoughtful gift Brandon passed on to Dylan: a baseball hat that REALLY doesn't fit.
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Val: don't pine for Dylan. Find your way into his coma dream and hook up with all his exes instead. (Not Kelly.)
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If Dylan's Jack-grieving Inner Child was really into British Invasion bands, it would be this.
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God bless and keep Willie, and the fourteen families who live in his coat.
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Hi Charlie! Keep hassling Dylan, he still thinks he's too cool for rehab!
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And you're right, he should take off that hat, if for no other reason than that he is indoors for god's sake.
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Oh, Charlie. This was your chance to break a stick insect in half with no witnesses. Why would you try to make friends instead?!
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When Cindy finally leaves her family for a new life, a sketch of this condescending look shared by her son and husband will be in her note.
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Kelly's all set for the cover of Seventeen or page 7 of a JCPenney circular.
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No one couple should have hair this bad.
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Please learn how to kiss so it doesn't look like you're trying to dig Skoal out of each other's jaws.
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Excuse us, Mr. PRESIDENT? Can you please respect your office by investing in an undershirt?
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Don't bother trying, there's no safe place for your eye to land on Donna's lewk.
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Fun with historical computer fonts! Oh, Clare-a-belle.
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Behold: the two worst, most shiftless "floaters" ever to work a stadium show.
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This swaying is just the latest exhibit in the ongoing investigation into whether Donna's "touched."
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Yeah. Us too.
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Oh look, Willie's jacket has a cousin, and Brandon thinks it's the right size for his tiny torso!
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Brandon. Delete your walk.
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Kelly shows up -- under duress -- for the Rolling Stones show in perfect '90s regalia.
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Ian Ziering makes his own fun, and ours.
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Proto-Rachel Maddow knows Brandon's full of shit.
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Even Brandon may know he's full of shit, actually?
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Alex, you should literally be licking your chops at the chance to take down Brandon for good. WHY did you let him keep calling the meetings to order??!??!?!? You too, Janice, you're in law school!
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Jason Priestley's underplayed "the fuck?" take might be his only winning moment of the season, so we thought we should commemorate it.
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Pill Goes To A Rock Show. (And probably still fails her midterm because she spent four hours scrutinizing her modeling proofs.)
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...Yeah. Us too.
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