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The Search For Intelligent Himbos In The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids

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What is the Again With This podcast, some rich-bitch humor?

The perfectly decent figure under the tarps.

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I mean, we wouldn't dress out for a date with Jesse either buuuuuut...

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...if we did, "Sergeant Nana's Lonely Hillary Clinton Band" probably isn't where we'd land. Say it with us: cleavage.

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What did we expect from a young lady who thinks a blazer is rave-wear.

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The baby loves Jim, because Jim IS a giant baby about Dylan (not we aren't front-row here for it, because we are).

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If you have not died of old age waiting for Ohhhhhndrea's face to fall all the way, allow us to remind you and the show that nooooooobody cares.

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It's nice that somebody thinks this tired shit is funny. (And by "somebody," we mean "the girls," because BAG's laughing could not be more of a fake C-minus.)

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Not the best boob angle for Donna.

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Very professional, Clare.

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Enter Ray.

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Enter Ray's deal-with-it work goggles.

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Aaaaand enter the defensive blue-collar bRaying.

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Editing derp-eye claims another victim.

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Of course Ray wears a denim shirt and knit necktie to a rave. (I love that the knit necktie is TV/film shorthand for "guy uncomfortable in dress-up situations.")

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Who mixed those drinks for you, Griffin -- Samurai Jack?

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'90s weed style: rolled overalls with one strap undone; blunt bob; shower of sparks.

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Casual Kelly look approved! Well, except for the over-razored hair, but that probably goes without saying.

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Defending-Kelly bray.

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Broke-ass-near-reveal bray.

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Or maybe he's unimpressed with the unbelted jeans and clonkola Doc Marten knockoffs Val wore to sexy times.

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That said, flawless hair (and breasts). Sarah would.

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Past-due-ing it.

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And here's where Tara would.

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Another Pippa. What's next, a bar called "Nigel's"? A Pimm's-cup-themed KEG party? Brandon student-government foe Simon Frobisher-Pym?

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The espadrilles in the first act.

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Not that we didn't also own tee dresses back then (and that Sarah still doesn't), but for the club? Come on, guys.

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Brandon hates fun. We...are kind of with him? The hats on those extras behind him alone. Shut up, raves.

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Guess this is a "hiding in plain sight" con? That or he's too hungover to care about subtlety. Or...the writers are.

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...Going off in third act.

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The cat-butt pucker of unearned self-righteousness.

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You can't tell Jim the secret ingredient is honey AND have a button undone, kid. It's too weird.

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God, we love Valerie.

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We question her taste in stick insects, however. Nice Battlefield Derp blouse, Jones.

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