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Why don't you read the Again With This podcast's latest report on Selanesia?

Tara has titled this photo "Howdy Derpy," but Sarah likes gingers and thinks Peter's cute in a poor-man's-Seth-Green kind of a way. Discuss!

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Seduction and then a question mark?

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Typical Ohhhhhndrea, opting for fire safety over the more dramastical (and effective) disposal method of the candle that's right there.

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Speaking of dramastical, that zoom isn't going to make us care about the mascot caper, but nice try, Camera 3.

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Classic '90s quad styles.

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Pretty sure these dumbshits couldn't steal a Gummi bear, much less this one.

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Guess who didn't talk them out of giving him the drops at his eye exam?

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Points for difficulty on the Spider-Man kiss. And for making us believe those sheets don't flatten her lady boner completely. Solid color, Jones!

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You know, just your normal average non-mass-murdery glovebox.

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Although based on the lettering on that sign, Donna still could get murdered. Who drew that, Ray's cousin the Zodiac?

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Ha...ha? Seriously, though. That is not a knife for pumpkin-carving. That is a knife for VICAP.

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TWO buttons undone this time.

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The G.O.A.T., it us.

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You are actually expected to move your lips, Waltsie.

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Free Bruno.

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Who, WHO will save this man from his dark memories?

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...Right. Shit. Did the episode directors just give up on directing Jason Priestley, like at all? Because he is literally always a cock.

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Oppression bros oppress.

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Don't ask Brandon about his business, Kaye. (You either, Ben.)

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Because you'll get this "I'm almost frightened by how stupid it is of you to question me" face. Slap it. Hard.

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Moral bray area.

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Brandon's torture-concern eyebrows differ not at all from any of his other eyebrows.

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This is what we mean about the direction. "Concerned" and "blandly hateful" should not be the same expression.

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The chest hair of ethical quandar...ing.

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We've got your tank right here, CHIEF.

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Couple things. 1) His pants have no reason to be this massive. 2) His cock cannot be big enough to justify this cockish a cock-walk. 3) The subpoena is sticking up out of his pocket like a cruising hanky. 4) He should kill himself.

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Brandon feels rull bad, bro.

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Not too bad to bray, though.

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You got served! ...Wait, Brandon could neither meet your eye nor bring himself to hand you, a man as tiny in stature as himself and wasted by cancer, a piece of paper. So you...served yourself. Good talk.

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Thank you, white savior! Thanks to you, two ladies with a podcast have barfed themselves inside out.

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