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You think that a t-shirt with "Babie" on it is inappropriate for a college student...
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...and then you see Donna gazing at the tiny pumpkin she's cradling like it's the latest new character from Sanrio. Yeah, she's a baby.
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In case you were wondering, Bitchface O'Mullet still hasn't come around on Ray.
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The unbuttoned button fly has become epidemic!
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It's a helmet hair summit! Right there in front of the stupid sponge-painted wall!
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Clare and David regard Donna's verbal fumblings with Griffin in pretty much exactly the same way we did.
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As they should, because this creep took Donna up in a PLANE to compliment her on her PERFECT BODY TEMPERATURE.
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Clare: you're perfect, never change. And never stop making fart noises at Ray.
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That would have been a better use of your time than Watermelon Night.
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Look at that scrawn: David should be coming over to the apartment for Buttered Cinnamon Roll Night.
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Hello, handcuffs!
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When you're presenting yourself for a first sexual encounter with a "marital aid," DEFINITELY put a t-shirt on first.
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Donna didn't get to pack a change of clothes for Catalina Island, but she did bring her STUFF.
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This is not the ideal posture in which to be found by your ex?
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But once again, David's exasperated expression stands in for our own.
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And I guess Clare's room is in the middle of the apartment if he didn't hear a one-ton pumpkin (or five regular-sized pumpkins) smashing on the deck below?
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Donna's exaggeratedly balletic posing is for the benefit of unseen photographers for a Sears catalogue, we assume.
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Here is the best frame, all ready for you to use as your desktop wallpaper!
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Without Ray in her eyeline, Kelly's got to find other stimulus to goose her bitchfaces. Fortunately for her, Jackie's trying to revive her modeling career...WITH ERIN!!!
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Nice '70s b-roll of what is definitely either a modeling agency or a bathroom tile showroom.
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Bitchface in the afternoon.
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Bitchface after dark.
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Bitchface temporarily removed. Maybe Rex the tiny-armed mom operator cheered her up!
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Val experiments with a new hair part. Of course, this one also looks perfect.
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Behold the Peach Pit After Dark brain trust! Four college sophomores and a guy who's almost run his business into the ground twice in the three and a half years this show has been on. Good luck, everyone.
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The thought of taking out a home equity loan apparently makes Dylan very itchy.
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Val is generally a good liar, but when she's obvious, she's RULL obvious.
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Brandon's Eyebrows Of Great Concern get deployed on behalf of Dylan, as if Brandon gives a shit about him.
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Much Eyebrows.
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And Brandon probably should be concerned, because Dylan looks like shiiiiiiiiiit.
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Back at the Walsh house, Val's pants are way too undone for a completely non-sexual phone call.
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Brandon is still under the impression that he can control Val. With braying!
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And when Val ignores Brandon and tries to help Dylan on her own, Dylan does some braying of his own.
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Eeeek, Vulnerable Crying Val is the worst Val yet!
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Thaaaaaaat's more like it.
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Even Guilty Val is better than Sobbing Val.
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DYLAN-PUNCHING STEVE IS THE BEST STEEEEEEEVE!
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