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Brandon's trying to convince Val not to go back to Buffalo, so why is he looking at her like she just left him an upper decker?
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Note the bandage on Steve's Dylan-punching hand. He needs Brandon to teach him how to drop a guy with a single hit!
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Donna's obviously gaga over Griffin -- she's got "gag" written all over her face! (For more jokes like that, call your dad.)
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You can judge Val all you want, but you two boners aren't better than anyone.
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Ray Pumpkinhead knows he doesn't belong among all the CU swells. Even the pumpkin knows it.
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Can Wardrobe please stop buying Brandon's pants from local sailmakers?
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Look at that adoring face on Hannah. "Take me away from these idiots who birthed me!" her eyes beg Jim.
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You can tell Brandon's "all for" exposing Hannah to Jesse's culture from the face he makes when he hears -- apparently for the very first time -- about celebrating Day of the Dead.
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Finally, Nat gets a chance to yell at one of the gangsters for being a trifling boob.
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For your desktop wallpaper: the face Steve makes in response to Brandon's heartfelt "Come on, bro." "Come on, bro" indeed.
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And THAT's why you throw your ill-gotten handgun off a pier BEFORE you become a junkie!
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Donna's romantic options. What's the opposite of "spoiled for choice"?
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Hey, Kelly got that weave after all! Too bad she didn't do something with that face.
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Carmen Miranda just spun in her grave at your STUFF, Donna.
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Great, now you activated Brandon's bray button.
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We're right there with you, dubious kid extras.
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Guess now that Dylan's won his money, his pool opponent's going to have to go another couple of weeks before freshening up his perm.
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OH HEY JON GRIES!
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Way to prove there are no small parts, just small actors, Jon Gries.
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Welcome to this meeting place for UFO seekers, L.A. hipster dickheads.
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Not sure if this is Larry's brother Darryl or his OTHER brother Darryl, but anyway: welcome back to TV, John Voldstad.
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You can tell Dylan's in a bad way since he rubbed all his hair product off on his futon's throw pillows.
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We're right there with you, dubious tween under-5s.
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Gee, why would Val ever want to take those boobs to a party rather than have them screamed at by an instant drug addict?
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Get a grip, Andrea. Old ladies give babies all kinds of stupid shit. Like pneumonia! Why not worry about something important?!
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Donna's Carmen Miranda look wasn't sexy enough for a nighttime frat party, so: meet Sexy Kitty.
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KITTY HAS CLAWS!
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Val's boobs truly are a pair of national treasures. Even when they're sad.
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And who wouldn't be sad to find herself in a position where the likes of BRANDON WALSH saw fit to talk down to her?
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Nice foreshadowing, Ray. Also next time maybe try backing up to Makeout Point so that the view isn't BEHIND YOU.
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Junkie bray. Drop your eggs, kids, he's serious.
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WE JUST SAID HE'S SERIOUS, PAPER SKELETON!!!
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Are we supposed to be disturbed by this? Because Dylan is unloading his weapon into a dollar-store party decoration and Ikea's cheapest chair.
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Across town, Jesse tries to care about Andrea's religious qualms, lands on "derp."
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Y'all know you don't HAVE to hang out with each other, right?
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...Apparently not. Or even if Brandon does know it, he's just THAT SELFLESS.
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