Listen along with the Again With This podcast on "The Dreams Of Dylan McKay" and join the battle for his soul!
This is Dylan in a coma. The rapid eye movement: ugh, but fine. The tooth-grinding: all the way over the top.
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Here's a particularly eye-whitey version for you to take to your local make-your-own-T-shirt store.
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This is just a moment from Dylan's coma dream, but we're betting Mrs. Teasley wished she was packing a syringe full of Thorazine when the gang was still at West Beverly High.
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Oh no, now diabolical con artists Suzanne and Kevin are posing as doctors!!! (JK, they're in Dylan's dream too.)
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Intrepid as always, Erica kneels helplessly on train tracks whining for Dylan instead of just getting up and stepping off the tracks. NOT BRIGHT, THIS ONE.
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And here's the hobo begging Dylan for cash -- who, we failed to note on the podcast, is played by Robert David Hall, best known as a criminalist on C.S.I. but, well before that, a teacher at West Beverly!
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No one can say Jon Gries doesn't know how to frame himself in a shot.
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If you make a touchdown without braying about it, did you really make a touchdown?
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Rush shows up at the game, bringing his lessons learned from the '64 tournament, his pastel dad sweatshirt, and just the tiniest tuft of back hair.
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Believe it or not, Kelly found a whole new way to make her hair look horrendous.
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Flawless "thank god I have lunch to distract me from this awkward moment" take from Carol Potter.
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And on the opposite end of the "flaw" spectrum: this face Jason Priestley just cannot stop making.
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Remember that take two images ago? CAROL POTTER DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS.
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Jim Walsh doesn't deserve better than this sweater, though; seems about right.
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Dylan's subconscious can't be bothered to fill in all the set decorations.
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In what universe would Kelly Taylor wear a Davids Bridal number like this?! Has Dylan's subconscious ever met her?
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Way to give yourself a cameo, episode director Scott Paulin a.k.a. Professor Cory Randall!
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If only Brandon really could blink away this easily.
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The couple that cat butt mouths together stays together?
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What is this thing on Suzanne? FOR REAL, THOUGH, WHERE IS DYLAN'S SUBCONSCIOUS SHOPPING?
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Val deserves a rock this big if not bigger. Twinkle on, queen!
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Jon Gries, still making his own fun.
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Jennie Garth, doing exactly the opposite.
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...perhaps because she knows she's just a couple of minutes away from showing up on screen in the dowdiest number from the Andrea Zuckerman Maternity Negligée Collection, and she's already mad.
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We really hope Jon Gries looks back fondly on this role, because he is just about the best thing in every episode he's in.
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If every second on the screen is making you this unhappy, Brandon, YOU CAN LEAVE.
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And you should leave, and shave up the back of your dumb hair.
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Look, your cube poo face has infected Steve!
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But elaborate inside joke gestures win the day.
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The only thing Mrs. Teasley wanted more in the halls of West Beverly than a needle full of drugs!
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LOOK OUT, IT'S LEATHER DADDY KEVIN
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Grease meets sophomore poetry workshop in the pool hall of Dylan's brain.
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Tori, no.
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TORI. NO.
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Jon Gries: yes. Pull the cords out of the wall just to make sure.
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Peak Dad on the flag football sidelines.
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From Just One Of The Guys to Just One Of The Docs.
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Can't this kid just die already?
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We see you, Ian Ziering. Way to sneak another Cute Steve moment into an episode.
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Ghost Dad is happy Dylan lived. The rest of us: eh.
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